UNSHACKLED!
A Ministry of Pacific Garden Mission
1458 South Canal Street
Chicago IL 60607
EVERY INNER CITY!
A Ministry of The True And Modern-Day Missionary
142 Main St at Corner of Grace
Near And Far STATE 54321
THE FAMILY ALTER PROGRAM!
Roloff Evangelistic Enterprises
Fort Thomas AZ 85536
Chicago IL 60607
WE HAVE NO SHORTAGE OF PEOPLE AWAITING OUR REVIVAL AT THE TRUE AND FAMILY ALTER!
NEW YORK 14TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT!
A Ministry of All Soul's Restoration
Open Invitation For 2 Million Guests -- Two Full Days -- Friday & Saturday
Formal Apology And Act of Forgiveness
A PRIVATE DINNER WITH REP ALEXANDRIA
For Scaring The Living Daylights Out Of A Victim Of Fear And Trembling
And The Peace Of Knowing It Will Never Happen Ever Again
Featuring Taylor Swift In Closed Circuit Compliments Of I-Heart Radio
Best Prices! — Best Flowers! — And Heart in the Business!
The Radio Broadcast Ministry of Evangelist Lester Roloff, formerly of Corpus Christi, Texas.
Mr Art Linkletter was a long-time radio and TV personality of the 50's and 60's—sort of the Martha Stewart of the male persona—whose daughter died of a tragic leap from a window, which Linkletter appeared to blame on LSD, instead of himself. But he kept on with his Love of Children routine—in the public eye—though never recovering the joviality his dialogue had long endured—as charmed—if not good natured.
Brother Roloff was still working on his sermon outline on how to avoid the downside of sinfully diverting the hundreds of thousands of dollars needed to field a nationwide ministry on wings; when—after his sixth, near-death flying recovery, over some ungodly weather pattern—time ran out. But we understand his good intentions, nonetheless.
Yes, your state has problems, and you can talk about them forever; shelter in place; or let us onto the property under the guise of business as usual, and we'll blow the door handles off the surroundings until the charge acts—like before dawn. I know it's not your daily devotion, but what would Brother Roloff chose? Maybe his Polecat Perfume? You know it. It's $640 an ounce—on sale.
